Econs: PREPARE OUTLINE FOR THE REVISION LECTURE-OR THERE MIGHT BE SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES. QNS HAVE BEEN UPLOADED ON ASPIRE. PREPARE Q3 AND Q4.P.S. G-MAX WAS GREAT :D____________________________________________________________You have to really be careful these days!The girl left the office after working hours and saw a little child crying on the road.
Feeling pity for the child, she went to ask what happened..
The child said, 'I am lost. Can you take me home please?'
Then the child gave her a slip of paper and tells the girl where the address is.
The girl, being an average kind person, didn't suspect anything and took the child there.
When they arrived at the 'child's home', the kind hearted girl pressed the door bell, was zapped and passed out due to the bell being wired with high voltage.
The next day when she woke up, she found herself completely naked and in an empty house up in the hills.
There were at least Twenty (20) Condoms thrown all around.
She has not even seen her assailants.
That's why nowadays crimes are targeted on kind people like her.
Should the same situation occur, never take the child to the intended place.
Lesson Learned : If the child insists on being taken home, your best choice is to take the child to the police station. It's the best option.
Please send this to all your female friends/colleagues, your friends with girlfriends and friends with wives.
It is better to receive this a thousand times than to become a victim once!
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The problems with GUYS :
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't , he says u are PROUD .
If u DRESS Nicely , he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't , he says u are from VILLAGE .
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ;
If u keep QUIET , he says u have no BRAINS .
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE ;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT .
If u don't L ove him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him! , he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do !! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM , he says u are TROUBLESOME ;
If u don't , he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED ;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE , u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES , he is GENTLEMAN ...
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK ;
If he does WELL , it's BRAINS .
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL ; If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE !!& sooo hard to please !!!!!Haha, i only agree with the last part ((:
