Kids Are Quick ____________________________________TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..MARIA: Here it is.TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?CLASS: Maria.____________________________________TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.__________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'TEACHER: No, that's wrongGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.________________________________ ____________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?DONALD: H I J K L M N O.TEACHER: What are you talking about?DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.__________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE: Me!__________________________________________TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are._______________________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'MILLIE: I is..TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'MILLIE: All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ______________ ___________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn't punish him?LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.___________________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?HAROLD: A teacher (:Sighssssssss.
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Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet”
“Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness”Anger is one letter short of danger. [ok, that's cool!] HA.
I'm really hungry(my stomach's growling!) but i can't eat. I CANT AFFORD TO GAIN ANY WEIGHT, or mass if that matters. D:
I CANT STUDY ): that's stressful enough. Sighs. Bye.-10.54pm
